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I am a Wise Ass
maggagie
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o my god my first house party and its all thanks to niamh(god damn u,u crazy lady)!! Well thankfully i can say that the house is still standing!!no thanks to tom, i've never seen sumbody hump so many people in a night and at 1 stage i thought he was going to break the stairs
........niamh 1 word for you.....carpet-burn mwhaha! twas a memorable nyt for us all, i totally have to say that niamh i like totally the coolest person eva....EASY!EASY!EASY!(deadly) after 15 (homemade/cum like(clit))jelly shots 4 bud's nd what ever else she could find i have to say she's the most lethal person with a microphone i've eva met! Dermot...what can i say man,only Babs and that was the closest i'v eva seen any1's head 2 a toilet seat!!!
Tom whoops i mean Dave u left us 4 wallace and grommit,for shame!!
Emma hun really wished u didnt av 2 go home so early bt we totaly had a blast wit u!
ah the memories the dogs peed upon, the bondage out in my garden, with helpful hints on proper bondage knots from the neighbours, the booze, the buzz(get it(see what i did there,god i'm soooo funny(",)))
and of course for Bernie, god damn it u just gotta love to hate her!
all thats left for me to do is tidy my house.....any1 wanna help......???
xxxx
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"People hate ugly children.Oh, but they'd love a talking monkey!"
if you type the word 'google' into google the resultant 'logic loop' will cause reality to fold in on itself and the universe will collapse into an infinitely dense dot
PLEASE READ THIS WHOLE POST. IT'S SO DANG TRUE* 1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die their hair for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hat you is because they want to be just in you. 4. A *!@% from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep (oh yeah!). 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. You're special your mommy says your cool. 9. Someone that you don't even know exists wants your sex. 10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good COMES from it. 11. When you turn your back on the world it'l *%@# you in the ass. 12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it. 13. Always remember the favours you received and gave. Forget about the rude remarks. 14. Always tell someone how you want to feel them; you will feel them much better when they're asleep. 15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they were great. Add this as a comment to ten of your friends tonight and at midnight your true love will find you. Something good will happen to you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years tag ur it!! this is so scary!!!
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Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
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Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
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Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
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"People hate ugly children.Oh, but they'd love a talking monkey!"
if you type the word 'google' into google the resultant 'logic loop' will cause reality to fold in on itself and the universe will collapse into an infinitely dense dot
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"People hate ugly children.Oh, but they'd love a talking monkey!"
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"People hate ugly children.Oh, but they'd love a talking monkey!"
BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years tag ur it!! this is so scary!!!
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Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
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Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
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this 1 time at band camp...............................................................
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this 1 time at band camp...............................................................
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Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
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this 1 time at band camp...............................................................
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